It’s Halloween so I decided to take a break
from all the “serious” football talk and have some Halloween-themed fun. This
has almost nothing to do with the fact that the Riders are on bye and I have
nothing tangible to write about in terms of football matters. Just a very
fortunate coincidence.
Halloween can be a time of great fun and
joy… but not for everyone. Just imagine to struggles to larger gentlemen go
through when trying to find a costume. Larger men such as our Rider O-linemen.
And so I’d like to take this opportunity to
unveil my new line of Halloween costumes designed specifically for larger
gentlemen. They are inspired by and named after offensive lineman.
The Brendan Labatte Man
The Dan Clark Kent
The Ben He-Man
The Dominic Captain Picard
The Chris Best Man
The Professor Xavier Fulton
Happy Halloween Everybody!
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