Top 10 things you'll never hear said at Mosaic Stadium:

10) “Good guy that Ballsy”
9) “When are they going to put that guy with the face paint and mohawk on the Maxtron?"
8) "I don't care what anyone says, that gopher is one intimidating mascot."
7) “Bring back that Sheri Trapp fellow!”
6) “I sure hope we have that French ref today”
5) "Nkeyasen at the 20... the 10... and he will score!"
4) "There's no way I'm running out on the field, that security guard just looks too athletic and focused."
3) "I don't feel like I'm paying enough for this beer."
2) Willy Cole – “Section 26, Row 31, Seat 3, you’re up to win $1000 if the Riders go all the way on this drive, and I hope you were listening because I’m not going to repeat that.”
1) "If you think about it, you really have to respect Troy Westwood."